Venice, Italy... with Guest Writer SmacJazz!!!!!!!

They say Benito Musollini enjoyed working late at the office. italianos relish the bridge he built over to finally connect Venizia with Italia proper. Grazi mi amigo. We two appreciated the road bridge over to the filthy cannals. Yep...Venice has cool canal rides folks. Very cool Gugenheim museum as well. Nervous touristas rubbing shoulders at one of Earths weirest locales. They towns politicos have devised a master plan to reduce the foulest of featherd beasts. Supposedly...hucksters,merchants and shop-keeopers are selling birth controlled grains?? Amanda told me so and it makes good sense. Like sucking soupy lemon gelato through a straw...like refilling your water bottle at Guidos finest cafe! Ole! The camp site near Venice was very relaxing and even Amanda(the Blog Spot Grand PooBah) slipped into the very sensuous waters. I have photo shop proof of that. Note to self...we did attend a ameutish togo party. However;most of the pics were too dark to post? Amazing! Wow...we are chugging along with the grace of one legged camel at at the Nauturist Olympics. Gratzi Mila. Thanks to our stewardship of our crafty Ausie bus driver. Currently we are in Vienna or Wein, Austria. This guest writer totally loves the Austro-Germanic approach to living. Well organized efficient cities and actual biffies that are available to frugal blokes, college odd-balls and the generally exhausted nitt-witss(like me i reckon)! Smacjazz over and outta here...HELP???