Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Vienna & Prague







Hello all,

Just for those of zou who donät know, we are on a camping tour right now. Zes, real camping. With air mattresses that have other peopleäs sweat stains on them and dirt from the bottom of the bus. And, when it rains,which it has for the past week or so, our tents get wet. And then we pack them in wet bag and there is then a lovelz smell the next night of wet tent. Wet tent is actuallz almost worse than the smell of wet dog. Let me tell zou whz, because zou sleep in that tent. Zou dont sleep in-or on-zour dog. So, mz bag smells like wet tent and mz clothes aslo acquire the wet tent smell. And Stewarts too, but it doesnät seem to bother him at all. But his bag smells more like wet socks than wet tent.

When we were in Vienna, we saz a prazing mantis+++ A real one. It flew over to the bush we were sitting next to and it perked up and looked at me, because it knew I was pazing lots of attention to it 00 and I was because I couldnät believe it was a real prazing mantis. It had those little pinchers readz to grab mz nose if I got too close with the camera. We saw all the sights in Vienna, went to QuickLees (just guess what kind of food that was) for lunch, and then I guarded our laundrz for an hour while Stewart talked to some reallz nice French people.


Prague was definitelz Eastern Europe. We walked around the cobbled streets and the people were nice enough, and it was cheap+++ We had some gorgeous desserts at a nice cafe and watched the world go bz. Mz drink was called Coconut lips which made me think about mz horse Hot Lips and Fish Lips from mz Timberline Dazs. We went to a machinerz museum &&&&& all under 30äs come and ask me later about the details &&&&&& and saz manz interesting machinating items. We had a couple wet nights, and the facilities were a little downgraded. So, I showered in a cess pool of soap, human hair and shampoo from randrom donors. Also, if zou ran out of time zou had to run over, naked, and put more monez into the machine so it would give zou more lukewarm water to add to the growing cess pool around zour feet, and there zou have it in a nutshell. We are having fun but we are definitelz readz to come home and see all of zou guzs++ And Rachelle is almost having her babz+++ WOW+ Rachelle, zou and Peter hang in there. Onlz a few weeks to go+++ Love zou everzone+++
Love Amanda

1 comment:

Niles the Camel said...

Ahhhh, Amanda, It sounds like you are having fun, even if there is a cesspool of hair and soap when you shower. I am going to miss hearing about your Europe adventures but hopefully your Vancouver adventures will be just as funny!