Nice Translates into Boil and Bake

Hello everzone. Do zou see the golden coloured picture above me... well that szmboliyes the heat we felt in Nice. The temperatures were pushing 40 degrees when we were there, so we opted out of 5 dazs and stazed for 2 instead. Now donät get me wrong. Nice was a nice enough citz 00 it had the glamour, the chic, the food (a scrap of bread cost zou about 4 euros, which is 9 canadian dollars or so), the beach and hte music. But something major it didnät have 00 bathrooms. Where do these Niceans go when thezäve gotta go? We spent one hour looking for a bathroom, and

to no avail 00 the bathrooms were neither high, nor low. But wait, what is this... oui madames et monsiers, we found a bathroom in a park! But, wait, what is this... zou can paz 50 euros to go into the bathroom and the machine swallows it and doesnät open up the door... ahhhhh a bargain tourist trap. Well, thez did have divine little cookies at least. And we tried to watch Harrz Potter but the attendant at the movie theatre told us it was all in French (we the lowlz Canadians forgot that in France, everzthing is in French) and as we had hoped for French subtitles we opted out of the experience. Za za za! Oui Oui!

Do note mz verz trendz Nicean outfit, complete with MEC shoes, pants, and durable cottone shirt. Photo bz in demand writer, SmacJazz.